> Two men met while both were looking for their lost wives. > 1st: How's yours look like? > 2nd: She is 5'7, 36-24-36, Fair, Black eyes. What about yours? > 1st: Forget about mine. Lets find yours first!!>
> Man comes home, finds his wife with his friend in bed. > He shoots his friend to death. > Wife says, "If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends".
> Small Boy wrote to Santa Claus," send me a brother" > Santa wrote back," SEND ME YOUR MOTHER">
> What is the definition of Mistress? > Someone between the Mister and Mattress>
> Husband asks , "Do u know the meaning of WIFE?? > "Without Information Fighting Everytime" > Wife replies," No, It means , > "With Idiot For Ever !!!">
> Three Feelings: > What's the difference between stress, tension and panic? > Stress is when wife is pregnant, > Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant, and > Panic is when both are pregnant.>
Teacher: u know the importance of period? > Kid: Ya, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad > got heart attack & our driver ran away.
> Sons asks difference between confidence and confidential > Dad says, you are my son, i'm confident. Your friend is also my son, that's confidential!
> Mother to her teenage daughter: I think this is the right time we should talk about sex. > Daughter (Excitingly): Sure mom, tell me what do you want to know. Mother Faints... --> >
posted by Bavani Almighty
Friday, August 29, 2008
I knew a gurl that was so stupid that.......
she called me to get my phone number.
she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate."
she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
she tried to drown a fish.
she thought a quarterback was a refund.
she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
she tripped over a cordless phone.
she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
she studied for a blood test.
she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice
instead.
when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she turned around and went home
Man she STUPID!!!!!!!!
posted by Bavani Almighty
Friday, August 29, 2008
SOME VERY ANSWERS TO EXAM QUESTIONS... TRY THEM IF U WANT...
